Old Corny Jokes

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Old Corny Jokes

Post by Terry Phillips » Mon Dec 25, 2017 10:46 pm

Jan had cut the toe caps off his new shoes so his toes could hang out the front so the Pastor said to Jan why did you not just buy the right size shoes and Jan replied well Father you see my shoes are the right size its just my feet are to big.

Its got to be worth 2/10 at least



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Re: Shoes

Post by Tony Z » Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:13 am

2.5

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Old Corny Jokes

Post by retrovan » Tue Dec 26, 2017 10:57 am

Tony Z wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:13 am
2.5
Tony , you should change this tread to "Old Corny Jokes" and let all add the the old corny jokes and make a brilliant tread for the youth of what old humor was all about.

Here goes one I enjoyed in grade school.....

Roads dept. build a Highway through the center of farmer Koos's farm.

Koos is pissed and ask's how is He going to get his Donkey from one side to the next..????

The Roads Dept. sure him that they will build him a subway under the road for him and his Donkey to pass through without issues.

The road is built and the Roads Dept. manager is keen to know if Koos is happy and goes down the new road to koos's farm.

as He crosses the subway he hears an almighty noise, and stops on the bridge.

As he get out the car, he not only hears a lot of hammering but also old Koos swearing like a trooper.

He runs down the slope and see's koos cutting two deep groves in the roof of the subway, from one side to the other.

" Koos, Koos" .."what are you doing, you weakening the structure.."

" F@*k your structure look at my Donkeys ears, they bleeding from the roof being too low.." Koos shouts in bad temper without stopping.

" .. But surely it would be better to dig out the sand at the bottom floor to reduce the height.???" the Managers asks Koos.

With shock Koos stops, and turns with total disgust to the manager and says .." Don't be stupid man !!.. its his ears that are scraping, not his feet.."



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Re: Old Corny Jokes

Post by retrovan » Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:05 am

THE foreman of the workshop hears an almighty thump. and runs out the workshop to find Jimmy has just cut down the flag pole with an grinder.

"What the hell are you doing ..." the foreman shouts.

" don't shout at me, you said measure the flag pole... did you not ??"

" But Jimmy, all you had to do was clime the flag pole, as easy as that...."

Totally confused Jimmy turns to the foreman and states " But you wanted the length... not the height.."

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