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Post by headworks#1 » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:15 am

The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!"

His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"..

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down.

After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out."

But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina.

"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.

The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, you turkey. You wouldn't dare shoot me.'"

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Re: Lawyer`s

Post by 73type2 » Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:46 pm

:?: This joke is way over my head!!

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Re: Lawyer`s

Post by Tony Z » Mon Aug 27, 2018 10:35 pm

73type2 wrote:
Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:46 pm
:?: This joke is way over my head!!
the joke that went over your head was spam.... its been deleted and the user banned

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