The Ten Commandments

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The Ten Commandments

Post by Ricoffy » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:32 am

Moses went up mount Sinai to meet God, leaving the Israelites at the camp.

After 40 days, he came down the mountain and called a meeting with the Israelites.

In the meeting he said: "I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that I negotiated Him down to only 10 commandments. The bad news is that he would not budge on adultery".

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to use it in a fruit salad...

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