Bosses

No not BMW drivers, REAL jokes....
Post Reply
headworks#1
Oil Stain
Posts: 124
Joined: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:28 am
What model do you have?: 2275cc B BUGGY
Location: Vaal triangle
Has thanked: 1 time
Been thanked: 8 times
South Africa

Bosses

Post by headworks#1 »

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs R500 .

“Why does the parrot cost so much?” asks the man. The owner says “Well the parrot knows how to use a computer.”

The man then asks about the next parrot and learns that it costs R1,000 because it can do everything the first parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.

Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot, only to be told that it costs R2,000.
Needless to say this begs the question, “What can it do?”

To which the owner replies,

“To be honest I have never seen it do anything but the other two call him boss!”


User avatar
retrovan
Donor
Donor
Posts: 8176
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:51 pm
What model do you have?: 52T1,68FB,72Bay,75FL
Location: Eich! no, in Jefferys Bay
Has thanked: 230 times
Been thanked: 464 times
Contact:
Netherlands

Re: Bosses

Post by retrovan »

Now ain't that a fact

:lol: :lol: :lol:
1952 Split Beetle 1835cc (Azure Blue)
1968 Fastback 2Lt.type4( Red)
1972 Low Light Bay Panel Van 2Lt type 4(White)
1975 Fleetline Panel Van 1914cc (Aqua Blue/White)
2019 MeFusco Beetle Truck
User avatar
Herbie
Oil Pump
Posts: 245
Joined: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:36 am
What model do you have?: 1978 Beetle SP 1600
Location: Potchefstroom, Northwest
Has thanked: 3 times
Been thanked: 11 times
South Africa

Re: Bosses

Post by Herbie »




Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
Blood Type: VW+
1978 Beetle SP 1600
Post Reply