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The say he once was suspected as a terrosist
They say he dresses as a woman at shows...

All we know,he is called the Fig.

some say that drinks only high octane fuel, others say castrol gtx oil runs through his veins as blood. all we know is, he's THE FIG!

...some say, he is in fact Darth Vader's father... and that he used to extort dinner money from the school headmaster... all we know is, he's called THE FIG.

Some say that at dusk he actually becomes transparent , and that his upper thigh is covered with small nipples he suckles orphaned animals with, all we know is, he's called THE FIG

some say he was brought up by a pack of wolves... and rumour has it that he turns into a split bus at night... all we know is hes called 'THE FIG'

Some say he dated Chuck Norris' daughter... and he dumped her... all we know is, he is THE FIG

some say he was at the original teddy bears picnic and that he is the only person that can lick behind his own ear... all we know is he's called the FIG

others say he ate a mentos and drank a coke at the same time... all we know is that they call him THE FIG

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Geez Fig, what did you do????

Some say he invented the sheep dog.....and others that he can actually come between a woman and her aero.

All we know is his called the FIG!!!

They say he can remove an engine blind folded.and that he built an 8 foot wall around the house so that he can't get out after seven at night to bite the kids in the street..

...All we know is,he's call the fig!

From Top Gear:

Some say his nipples are in the shape of the Nurenburg-ring...

...all we know is, he is called the Fig!

Some say his finger prints looks like tyre tread......

....all we know is, he's called the Fig!

Some say he has a farm in the Free State with his own private Bus museum....

....all we know he is called the Fig!

Some say that he travelled up Africa with no breakdowns, others say that he made rod bearings out of a Koo Baked Beans can.

All we know he is called the Fig!

some say hell unpack a panelvan on a sunday afternoon ....................................................................................................


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all we know he is called THE FIG!!

Some say his first name really is 'The'

All we know he is called The Fig!

I see there is some post shedding going on here...... What's up Eben did you do a site backup again???