here a few i need answers for
1)why is the world round and not flat?
2)Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
3)If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?
4)If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
5)If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
6)When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
7)When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9)Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
10)If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
11)If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
12)Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
13)Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
14)Why are Softballs hard?
15)Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
16)Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
17)Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
18)Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
19)Why does Goofy stand upright while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
20)Can blind people see their dreams?
21)Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
22)Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
23)Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
24)Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
25)Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
26)Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
27)If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
28)Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
30)How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
31)If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
32)If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
33)If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
34)What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it?
35)Where's the egg in an egg roll?
36)Why aren't blue berries blue?
37)Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
38)Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
