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Re: Look who moved in to my workshop

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:57 am
by Ron&Gill
JohnHoffe wrote:While reading this thread I've lost a number of toe and finger nails that simply curled up and became dis-lodged!!

I will SO :bn: myself if I have to bump into a Rinkhals in my garage!!
HA! See, a like-minded person!! Always a calm, well considered, perfectly predictable reaction.

"WHABLHAHBLA! FAAAACK!!! WHACK, ya BASTARD!!" Perfectly controlled and reasonable. :mrgreen:

Fig, don't tell me you didn't kak yourself, like, just a little bit. You didn't walk up to it and tickled it under the chin and coo-chi-coo-ed it, did you? I can just see it... Fig playing the flute... and Mrs Fig holding the bag... Sod that, where's my spade...

Re: Look who moved in to my workshop

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:38 am
by calooker
Sambabus wrote:The spider was most likely a rain spider,did it have long thin legs with a red or orange tint at the knees?And mousey brown in colour? .
All I can tll it you it was brown / beige and fast, this thing was BIIIIIIIIG. :shock:

The scorpions were around a lot, so no way was it a pet on the loose, haven't seen them in a while, since the back yard was terraced & cleaned up, but during the building stage we found at least 10-12. I was more woried about snakes as we stay on a koppie, none of them. :) Lizards plenty, my dog has a great time with them.

Re: Look who moved in to my workshop

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:41 am
by BUSBFK
The only good snake is a dead one. :twisted: And there is one other one but lets not go there

Re: Look who moved in to my workshop

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:50 am
by Hubcap
Also had a Rinkhals in my storeroom 2 weeks ago - they and puff-adders are regular visitors at my place. After trying to be nice to it, it unfortuantely ended up getting a severe case of lead poison. Added to this a 5l can of used engine oil also got the lead poison and ended up on the storeroom floor.

Re: Look who moved in to my workshop

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:12 am
by JohnHoffe
Hubcap wrote:Also had a Rinkhals in my storeroom 2 weeks ago - they and puff-adders are regular visitors at my place. After trying to be nice to it, it unfortuantely ended up getting a severe case of lead poison. Added to this a 5l can of used engine oil also got the lead poison and ended up on the storeroom floor.
:lol: :lol:

I can just imagine the chaos followed by the swearing, cursing and some reference to Eve, an apple and some garden.

:lol:

Re: Look who moved in to my workshop

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:38 am
by JamesD
Tsk Tsk Tsk, if anyone ever runs over your dogs or cats or budgies or what ever then there will be no sympathy from me...if you all kill innocent creatures then no sympathy when your innocent creature gets knocked off as well.

I applaud Fig and Mrs figs actions. Thank you for sparing its life. my full respect to you!

I catch and release everything that isn't trying to suck my blood/making a irritating noise and wont leave me alone. Even have the girlfriend doing the same (still need to work on the spiders part).

Most of these creatures have survived for years and years right up until some ignorant person kills the poor thing, its not right.
They probably have been living in the area for years without being a pest or a problem, so dont say its to protect your family or pets...

BTW, i'm not a tree hugger, I have been hunting and do not see a problem as long as you eat what you shoot. Dont agree with trophy hunting though...
calooker wrote:
Sambabus wrote:The spider was most likely a rain spider,did it have long thin legs with a red or orange tint at the knees?And mousey brown in colour? .
All I can tll it you it was brown / beige and fast, this thing was BIIIIIIIIG. :shock:
Strange, i would have also thought it would be a rain spider, but most of the ones i have found are slow and generally dont care about much. Except the one, vicious thing, tried coaxing it down from the wall and it attacked the stick i was holding :shock: those things are strong! felt like someone grabbed the other end of the stick!

woke up one morning and there was one on my roof above my head, went back to sleep, dealt with it 4 hours later when i got up. if you leave them they leave you alone.

Re: Look who moved in to my workshop

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:17 pm
by fig
Ron&Gill wrote:Fig, don't tell me you didn't kak yourself, like, just a little bit. You didn't walk up to it and tickled it under the chin and coo-chi-coo-ed it, did you? I can just see it... Fig playing the flute... and Mrs Fig holding the bag... Sod that, where's my spade...
LOL!!! I feel very strongly that all living things, including those that see me as lunch, have as much right to be here as I do. So all my labourers are under standing instruction never to kill anything. Of course, most of them respond like Ron does, so what I say is irrelevant; the spade has usually done its work before the guy can think about his response.

I've been aware of this particular rinkhals for a few weeks now, since the cat chased it out of the kitchen and under the wood pile, so I knew that sooner or later we'd meet face to face. On Saturday I was working in the barn and had to go back to the workshop to get some tools. Lucky, my dog, went in ahead of me, as she usually does, and immediately started her distinctive warning bark, so I knew there was a snake or other wildlife in there and approached cautiously, to find the rinkhals already raised, with its hood flattened, just to the left of the doorway. Yes, I did get a fright even though I was expecting it. :shock:

I shooed Lucky away and tried to chase the snake back out the door, but it just retreated further into the workshop, to where I couldn't see it. At that stage Rui arrived to deliver something, so I had to leave the snake. After Rui left I could hear it moving around in the workshop, but I had to finish the job at hand in the barn, so left it again. Later there was no sign of it and I hoped it had moved on (knowing it hadn't). I must admit that when it retreated further into the workshop I did drop my principles for a moment and seriously considered bringing the shotgun to bear on the problem; I just couldn't face the thought of knowing that the rinkhals might pop up at any moment while I was working.

Luckily it showed itself again on Sunday (thanks for the warning again Lucky!) and we went on a mission to catch it. The first challenge was to get it out of the workshop but, as I already wrote, car exhaust fumes did the trick.

There is a two-metre Mozambican spitting cobra resident in my barn. The only action I take against it is to make lots of noise whenever I go in there. I trust that it is keeping the rat population in check.

Another story: on my ex-in laws plot in North Riding, there lived a very big rinkhals which was there for about 15 years before the property was sold. Both my children grew up with that snake sharing the living space, as well as a pack of dogs, several assorted cats, and even a free range pet rabbit. Apart from one incident, that snake never caused any harm. It would occasionally find its way into one of the houses, always to be shooed out or, if it wouldn't move, caught in a bag and thrown out. On one occasion it gave birth in the main house; woohoo, dozens of tiny rinkhalses to collect and dispose of. :roll: In the summer we would often come across the snake somewhere in the grounds. All the people, including children, knew to keep away, and so did the dogs and cats, and the snake itself was keen to keep out of our way (as almost all snakes are; they know humans just bring trouble). The snake was never a problem. The only real incident occurred when my ex-brother-in-law, who couldn't see in front of his face without his glasses, went into the walk-in pantry one morning without his glasses and came face to face with the now cornered rinkhals, which then attacked, and spat him full in the face and eyes. He washed his eyes out with lots of water and didn't even go to see a doctor.

So please don't kill snakes, folks. They keep vermin at bay and they mean you no harm. In general, snakes will go to great lengths to keep out of your way. If you do come across one, they will almost always beat a hasty retreat if you let them. Rinkhalses especially are very docile and only attack under extreme provocation.

I have heard that black mambas will attack without warning or provocation (I've also heard that's a myth), and puffadders are extremely dangerous, apparently because they sleep very deeply and will often not detect your approach. Since they like to sun themselves in pathways, they often get stepped on, leading to a bite. A puff adder's strike speed is 7m/s and they can bite three times in a second, and their venom is extremely cytotoxic, leading to horrific injuries. Apart from those two, ALL other snakes just want to get out of your way.

If we regard it as our right to kill everything that poses any kind of threat to us, there will come a time when the only living animals on earth will be humans, domestic livestock, rats, cockroaches and flies.

Re: Look who moved in to my workshop

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:22 pm
by splitfan
UNDERWEAR CHANGE ! :bn: "Fig wrote" "There is a two-metre Mozambican spitting cobra resident in my barn. The only action I take against it is to make lots of noise whenever I go in there. I trust that it is keeping the rat population in check."
Might this be the same barn that you offered i could use to work on smelly ? The same barn i walked around in looking for "treasure" TTJJORRRTS !! :bn: :bn: !!

Re: Look who moved in to my workshop

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:26 pm
by fig
splitfan wrote:UNDERWEAR CHANGE ! :bn: "Fig wrote" "There is a two-metre Mozambican spitting cobra resident in my barn. The only action I take against it is to make lots of noise whenever I go in there. I trust that it is keeping the rat population in check."
Might this be the same barn that you offered i could use to work on smelly ? The same barn i walked around in looking for "treasure" TTJJORRRTS !! :bn: :bn: !!
LOL!!! No, I offered you the workshop where the rinkhals was. :P

Re: Look who moved in to my workshop

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:07 pm
by splitfan
fig wrote:
splitfan wrote:UNDERWEAR CHANGE ! :bn: "Fig wrote" "There is a two-metre Mozambican spitting cobra resident in my barn. The only action I take against it is to make lots of noise whenever I go in there. I trust that it is keeping the rat population in check."
Might this be the same barn that you offered i could use to work on smelly ? The same barn i walked around in looking for "treasure" TTJJORRRTS !! :bn: :bn: !!
LOL!!! No, I offered you the workshop where the rinkhals was. :P
Now that doesnt make me feel any better..... :bn: Good thing I didnt see it I might have just shat myself and passed out right there ! :D

Re: Look who moved in to my workshop

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:31 pm
by MELLO YELLOW
I think you should change you name to "spitfan" :twisted:
I agree with fig and the rest I have a problem when people kill things just because they can or dont like the look of something
My nephew is sh1t scared of spider but has no problem catching snakes and scorpions, what a :bn: head.
If onle people took the time to read up mon these things they would understand the other creatures that we have to share our planet with

Re: Look who moved in to my workshop

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:17 pm
by mrsfig
:lol: :lol:
I had such a good laugh now!
:lol:

We showed Boiki the pics of the snake and told him the story... And he is :bn: scared of snakes - his eyes were like hubcaps!

And then he reminded me of a very funny story that happened to him a while back... I bought one of those lifesize wooden snakes, painted with dots and eyes etc. as an ornament in the passage - and the morning after I brought it home, Boiki comes to me and says I caused him a near heart attack, because while he was sweeping the passage, he came across this huge snake!... :shock: He really almost :bn: himself
:)

Re: Look who moved in to my workshop

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:22 pm
by Blitzkrieg
Well I remember at KKK 09 a snake found its way onto an ambulance that was parked there, Pine might remember the story :mrgreen:

Re: Look who moved in to my workshop

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:52 am
by Ron&Gill
Now that my nerves have settled... Yes, I also don't actually kill each and every creature that crosses my path, that is if it has survived the initial "WTF-was-that-killit!" reaction I described in the above post. I very very rarely come across anything more uhm... threatening than a cricket, so when I do, the panic is ever the greater, but once I recover, and the poor thing has managed to dodge the spanners, twin-port head, gearbox, R12k battery charger/reconditioner I have thrown at it, I will think of an engineered way of getting it to bugger off on its own accord, this being the safer option to direct confrontation. I can't bite three times a second, so I am not going to win this without weapons... Well, to be truthful, the concience plays a part too. Live and let live does come into it.

Re: Look who moved in to my workshop

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:12 am
by GavinHuart
*Shudders!* There are some frightening stories right there! Make no mistake, I have a problem with killing something that's done you no harm but by the same token, I am not as knowledgeable on the topic of snakes as all you David Attenborough's out there and wouldn't know the difference between a Puffadder or a rubber one! All I can say is by the time I'd picked myself up off the floor I'd be doing anything and everything to protect my life remembering something someone scribbled here about it being able to bite three times a second and move at the speed of light, only faster. Tough at the top, that's all I can say.

I remember once as a student I took a weekend job at a Sunglass-World shop in Westgate. Believe it or not, but the money I'd intended earning was to buy my mate's mother's '68 bug that I had my heart set on. I took a delivery of new stock for the shop the one day. It always used to arrive in beer boxes (the flat, "Castle Lager" ones) with the glasses neatly line up in rows. As I lifted out one of the last pair of crash-helmet styled goggles, there before me, tail raised was a black freakin' scorpion! I did about seven revolutions on the ceiling fan screaming my lungs out!! I still don't think I'm right after that. Needless to say I quit. I got mother to buy me the bug and paid her back later on when I'd gotten a "proper job" :shock:

I have a similar philosophy with Park-Town Prawns. Sell the house. It's easier.