Welcome to Ron & Gill's "PROJECT NOTCH"

[Dutch_Diver]

Why in hell are you guys pretending that the car can talk?

Because we like it....why has your car got a name?

[Jurgen Grand Slam]

Hey there Dutch

We really DO miss you Saturdays are sure not the same here!

How is the little one And the other girls, soon you will have a full hariem

And, by the way, not only do our vehicles speak They have feelings too So be careful what you say to and or about them They are very special to us all Or had you not noticed

Someone PLEASE help this guy, he clearly has not visited us here yet - Dutch, put this oke on the right track will you

[Ron&Gill]

Jeurgen, what can I say, some people just don't get it...

[vader]

And some of the ones that do, you wish they didn't!!!

[Ron&Gill]

Why in hell are you guys pretending that the car can talk?

Believing your car can speak is just one tiny, tiny step further than believing it can hear you and understand you, thus:

On a cold morning: "Come on start, you piece of !"
A few minutes later, proving they have feelings too: "Don't tell me I gotta get the jumpers out, you old cow."
In the bottom of a drift while she's running on 2 cylinders: "Come on darling, you know you can do it!" (She did...)
"F-YOU, you... you... God-damn, you... you... you drive me insane," sucking your bleeding knuckles while looking for the shifting spanner you chucked into the neighbour's flower bed. (Serves you right for using one... )
"Och, you beautiful girl, you, I love you," when cresting Sir lowry's Pass in your 1956 bus...

We've all been there

[@ndrew]

Brilliant reply! Ron&Gill

i believe that as well speak nicely to your car! it has feelings as well!!

[vader]

Why in hell are you guys pretending that the car can talk?

The short awnser.... Cause we love our aircooled's.
Be truthfull when your bug won't start or hick-ups or spluters and dies don't you talk to it? "Come on baby not now!" Crank crank crank... Start you bitch!!!
You know you do!

[lowlight]

Vader same for bafana bafana

[YvaneS]

I love my car as much as anyone on this site... but i just find it stupid when someone says "her" or "she" when talking about their car.

Look all i'm saying is that unless you drive an anthropomorphic 60's ragtop beetle, you cant talk to or like that when talking about your car

[Ron&Gill]

I love my car as much as anyone on this site... but i just find it stupid when someone says "her" or "she" when talking about their car.

Look all i'm saying is that unless you drive an anthropomorphic 60's ragtop beetle, you cant talk to or like that when talking about your car

While inanimate on their own, my cars are all anthropomorphic. Just because you can't experience it, doesn't mean it's not true. And they are all female simply because "If it's got tits or wheels, it'll give you trouble."

Try to maintain a sense of humour...

[BUSBFK]

I love my car as much as anyone on this site... but i just find it stupid when someone says "her" or "she" when talking about their car.

Look all i'm saying is that unless you drive an anthropomorphic 60's ragtop beetle, you cant talk to or like that when talking about your car

While inanimate on their own, my cars are all anthropomorphic. Just because you can't experience it, doesn't mean it's not true. And they are all female simply because "If it's got tits or wheels, it'll give you trouble."

Try to maintain a sense of humour...

And mine has nipples as well that needs to be greased every now and again.

[Majik]

Karma, did you see the bootlid on this NOTCH???

[karmakoma]

Don't worry, bootlid sorted last week - more or less.
Sure Wreck Rescue wouldn't mind if I gave HER a nice boot(y) like that though.

[Ron&Gill]

Oi, hands off my booty...

[Ron&Gill]

Went to go see the Notch today... Engine is in, stillwaiting for some rubber, but they are coming.